My First Thought Every Morning when I Wake up Is "oh, Shit.

Hit and run greetings cards are handmade in Hollywood, California, and are individually wrapped in cellophane to keep them protected from dirty little fingers. The message inside each card is ... well ... it's blank. I figure I've already said enough on the front. And far be it from me to put even more words in your mouth. Specs: All cards and envelopes are from 100% recycled paper, made in the USA. Cards are 100% textured cotton, scored and folded in a luxe white color Envelopes are 100% cotton, in fuchsia, curry, and/or the original paper bag. Card/envelope size is a6 or a7, depending on availability.